Laughing Salesman Alternate Episode.

Was hearing about this weird anime, where there's the Laughing Salesman, very kooky. Whenever someone stumbled upon him, he would make the person an offer...

With conditions however. For example, this guy buys from the Laughing Salesman a ring that would stop his alcohol addiction. It worked, but the Laughing Salesman warned him that he shouldn't remove the ring under any circumstance.

So when his office buddies took him to a surprise bar, he got too careless and removed the ring, as well as his finger!

Besides stories like this, there's one where a teen is desperate for affection, and so the Laughing Salesman shows up to give him a date with this girl, when it turns out it's an inflatable sex doll, then he gets beaten up by a crowd.

This got me thinking of another item the Laughing Salesman should sell, Unpoppable Balloons, Where a clown is having trouble making balloon animals, then he trips on some ice cream, he gets back up and sees the Laughing Salesman.

He was chuckling to himself, what he saw while sitting at the park bench, anyway, the Laughing Salesman offers him Unpoppable Balloons, perfect for beginners. The next day, he starts to use these balloons for balloon animals, gives it to the child, and the child shows his mom, the mom goes over to the clown and says, "HOW DARE YOU GIVE HIM THAT? THAT'S A CONDOM YOU BASTARD!" The clown eventually gets thrown in a jail car, and drives off. The laughing sailor laughs at his park bench after the commotion. People start staring at him. "WHAT?" says the Laughing Salesman, "It's supposed to be a joke! Man people have no sense of humor, especially when it comes to clowns."

idk if that fits in the show though, just wondering if that would work. Thought I'd share my story. Sorry if I hadn't been updating this site in a while.